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A Few Goodmen

  I like that one.

Here's the Cheeto tree... yes, it really exists:

Brehznev was quite amused at our creativity :

The marketing department was on it with that name!

I've had that box in my home before.

I would buy this plate because it's one of the creepiest things I've ever seen.

THIS IS SOMEWHAT 'BOO' WORTHY, BUT A FRIEND E-MAILED IT TO ME, AND i THOUGHT I'D SHARE:

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate
that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is
Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an
inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and
disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who
claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as
collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone."

MzHartz wrote:

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Someone sent me that this morning. I thought it was good. Maybe I need that shirt. People may not be so stupid then.