Awesome!!

Where's the moon?

Oh, there it is.

Now we just need a sign pointing at Uranus.

Mad Mema wrote:

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I met her in a club down in old Soho where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola...

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And what was her name?

 

A young boy shark was swimming next to his bid daddy shark when they came upon a bunch of people swimming.

The boy asked his dad: "I've heard that we eat people, can I try one?"

The Daddy said: "Ok son, but I need to teach you how . . . first thing you do is swim around them three times with just the tip of your top fin sticking above water"

So, the boy did as his dad said and swam around the people with his fin just sticking up. He then asked "Ok, dad, NOW can I eat one of the people?"

The Daddy said: "Not quite yet son, be patient. Next you swim around them two more times with your entire top fin sticking out of the water"

The boy did as instructed and came back again asking "Ok dad, I did that. NOW can I eat one?"

The dad said "Ok son, it's time. You can eat one of them"

So the little boy shark ate one of the people. He swam back to his dad and said "WOW dad, that was great! Best meal I've every had!"

His dad said "Yeah, they really are pretty good once you get all the sh!* out of them."

 

-- Edited by WebGuy on Tuesday 18th of June 2013 09:31:32 AM

LOL!

And this is why I couldn't be a teacher:

 

MzHartz wrote:

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And this is why I couldn't be a teacher:

 

 

Yeah, me too. Probably why they won't allow me to have a tazer here at the office too.

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Well, I can for sure tell you that if Eddie was 14.75 feet tall, he would NOT be sleeping on my bed. That's a lotta cat!