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The Rapture is Coming, 500 Is Here!


I wish I got promotions in my career this fast!


Thank you, one and all, for putting up with 500 installments of my hot air.  A special shout out to Star, Dylan, Asisson, and JD for giving me so much to ramble about.



Oh, well.  Time to start on 1000!


God Bless, and thanks for being friends!


 


(For today, the avatar gets changed.  Got'ta do Frankie if I'm Chairman a da Board!  Italian thing.)



-- Edited by WFTR at 10:59, 2005-06-03

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WFTR - Congrats! I knew you could do it. Many more happy posts to you. Look out 1000, here comes WFTR!

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Boy I'm glad I didn't put away the red carpet yet!!!


Congratulations Wef!!



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Weftmeister,


I hope we get to put up with your next 500 blusters even quicker!


I really enjoy you wit and insights.


You are a Bear fan, but everyone has their cross in life to bear...and I like ya anyway.


Way to go buddy!    



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A big to you WFTR. 



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WELCOME TO THE BOARD ROOM WFTR!!!!

Man, it's getting crowded in there. Some of you are going to have to join us up here in the penthouse on the 1,000'th floor.

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Don't worry Jeremy, I'm sure we'll be kicking Star out soon!

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You did it, Wef!  I'm so excited for you!!  You will now find out what special priviledges the board members get!  Don't tell the other members now.  I like the special avatar.  Us Italians got to stick together!


Mz-
you know you don't want to lose me.  I still haven't decided on a name.



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Wefmeister,


Seems like just this morning you were trying to break 500, accepted the obligatory kudos and time sttod still for a brief moment.


What is the secret handshake, since I will be joining you guys in the board room soon?



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D-


It goes something like this -


 



-- Edited by star at 14:00, 2005-06-03

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It involves a joy buzzer, crisco, and gardening gloves.


Don't ask, just learn it.


 



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Star,


That boardroom sounds like one freaky place.



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Staaaaaaaar!  You behave yourself!  Leave Dylan for the single ladies!  Keep posting, though, let's give "The King" a little help getting to the throne.


(Wait.....looked what happened to the real Elvis on the throne!)



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Umm...Wef!  I am single!  But I'll fix that. (the handshake - not the fact that I'm single, although...)

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Dylan can come this way too. Us girls know how to share.

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D'OH!!  Many apologies!  I forgot you clarified that a couple of threads ago.  I'll just turn my attention away.  Give me some kind of "IMPENDING FLIRT" notice.


Dylan, any thoughts?  (POSTING OPPORTUNITY)



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Oh man!! Wef! Your cruisin, first the religion thang, and now your dissin the King! Just because the poor guy was found with his **s up in the air eating a peanut butter and bannana sandwich...give the guy a break he's still The King Of Rock & Roll.

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No judgements, just stating the facts.  And I didn't go into detail!  Is that really how they found him?  I knew he passed in the bathroom, but EWWWWW!

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Yes, Dylan, we'd love to hear your thoughts...


As for Wef he always likes to push it on Friday.  I love the King myself, Sparks.



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Unfortunatly I was being delicate about the specifics but in a peanut shell yes that's the way they found him.

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Ladies,


     I am a hopeless romantic.  The girl that winds up with Dylan gets a guy that likes to give his girl flowers  for no reason other than he loves her.  He loves to write her songs, so she knows he is thinking of her...


uh oh...I am starting to talk about myself in the third person...Not a good sign.


         


 


 



-- Edited by Dylan at 12:09, 2005-06-04

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And here I am, married.


(Just kidding, I wouldn't give my husband up for the world.  He picks me wild flowers and writes poetry and mkaes me jewerly and makes me supper and cleans the house.  What can I say, I'm a simple romantic.)



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Man, if ebay existed then that peanut butter and nanner sandwich would have fetched a small fortune. 



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A couple of entrepeneurs like us Ray, we could've  mass produced them and retired early

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With all the Elvis fanatics out there I bet we could sell three or four before being found out. 

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Ray, you are familiar with the term mass production right?


We would just have to sell them overseas.


if there were only 4 sandwhiches, there is a good chance you and I would eat one each and then we would have to sell the remaining two for way too much because we are splitting the money, right?



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All right, you crazy kids!  It's quittin' time, and I'm packing it in.


Have a fun and safe weekend!  We'll do this again on Monday!


 



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Dylan-


No one really knows how much of the sandwich was left.  We could make hundreds, cut them in half, eat a couple of bites and sell em.  Thailand, China and Bangcock for starters.  Then we could break into jewelry of half eaten sandwiches.  Little gold Elvis last meals.  We could even turn them into 500 piece puzzles.  Then create a board game with little half eaten plastic red, green, blue and yellow peanut butter and nanner game pieces.  First one into slumped-over Elvis' hand is the winner.  Followed by the winning sound of a toilet flush with Hunk a Hunk of burning love playing in the background.  Since there's no way we'll get the rights to the Elvis version of the song you could sing it.  Then we could open a restaurant serving nothing but peanut butter and nanner sandwiches.....oh the possibilities!!!!



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Wow Ray you are very creative!

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We should incorporate this Ray.  We can call ourselves PB and Nanner Inc.  What do you think?

-- Edited by Dylan at 12:09, 2005-06-04

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