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ATT. ADJUSTMENT


     Ever notice that when a Kat wears shades , how thier Kat-itude gets all uppity with Kat-astrophic effects on the KAT-munnity? only 1 cure I know of for this : tag em , bag em and put em on a plane headed for (u guessed it )  KATMANDU !! 



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dave


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Plane...I Thought they were KAT-alogued  and sent to KAT-mandu via KAT-amaran.....

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They could always Cat-a-pult him.

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The Procrastinating Red-Head

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Wouldn't that be a Katitude adjustment? 

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Hey Hey!!


Jstdve Is it just me or do you have a problemo with autority figures now that I'm in the penthouse and all.  Now I don't want to hear any more interFERRETNCE from you!



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Let's tie 'em both up, put them through a CAT scan, and FERRET out the truth.


(These are so bad, there getting painful!)


 



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Jstdve,


P.S. I saved yer NUTptuals from the vet for you in a glass jar of rubbing alcohol...



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We executive members will have no more of you picking on people, just dave.  Or you are going to just disappear.  Don't think we don't have that kind of power.  Buhahhahahahahaah!!!

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Oh dear . . . how did this get STARted? We's gonna have ta RIGGS us up a way to get the cat a bottle of J.D. Maybe that's just TRISHful thinking though.


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Dovetails, check out the Star MIA thread, we've got more of the same going on.  Without out puns, we go through the D.T.'s!




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Hey can anyone use a Spar  Key to the wash room? I found a way to get in through the window.

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Hey Sparky - how much does that key go for? A ball of yarn, cat nip and a new scratching post?

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Sold! to the lady in white.

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Excellent. I will ship your items out via FedEx. Any particular color, besides black?

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Do you have anything in a calico?

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I will look into it. I will see what I can find. Maybe I will just suprise you.

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   ...heard  Sparks was moving at the end of the month , to CON-NET-TI-KAT  !!  

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Good one...Anon

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  anon my butt , that was me ,I'd  log in but I'm showing myself to all the ladies at ferret universe !!

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Dave, long live the ferret universe!

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   why thank you !! p.s.  they have a chat room ........ MR. RIGGS

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