Is our Star MIA today? Has anyone actually seen her? It seems to be a little too quiet. Or is she lurking in a corner waiting to strike?
Star light, Star bright,
where o where
is Star tonight?
Stop trying to be what you see. Be what you ought to be.
Let me give it a try. If I can't lure her out, no one can.
(ahem...)
Only LOSERS request BARBIE GIRL! It's DRIVEL!
Brittney Spears is a HACK! Hacks like a HEDGE TRIMMER!
Let's see how tough you are WITHOUT that keyboard! Oh, wait, don't tell me, here comes a "cardboard" wisecrack.
(That should be enough cheese on the trap.)
Come back Star! I need a challenge to hit 1000!