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The Goddess Of Gab

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Dylan's Initiation to the Penthouse


Okay, since I've been in the penthouse for awhile I think it's time to make up some new rules.  Initiation time.  Sparky made it through, but I'm feeling well fiesty.  So, D's in trouble!  For his initiation here's the deal - let's discuss our favorite Dylan moments!


Here's mine:  When he described himself as a ham on the Once Upon a Time Thread.


Hold on and I'll quote it.


 



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I liked in the Mad Libs that Dyaln's gooey eyes affected Star's bicycle.  We could go on aaaaaaaallll day with that one.


 



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Anonymous wrote:


"Thank you, thank you very much little mama.  I guess I didn't get the memo on working undercover.  Sorry about the sequint jumpsuit.  But just like any good Elvis movie, this would be a good time to break into song for no apparent reason."      He was just about to drag out his guitar that he had strapped to his back when the lovely and vivacious Star showed her tough side and thumped the big dope with a back hand that would make an NFL linebacker jealous.      "Listen Dylan, the whole team is assembled here, and we don't have much time.  Here is the map of Dovetail's compound.  Can you use that oversized ukulele to distract Dovetails through this makeshift PA system while us women do all the hard work as usual?"      "Nobody talks to me like that, Star!  Luckily for you your cute enough to get away with it and I am too big a ham to walk away from an open microphone."      Star realized Dylan would create the distraction she needed.


This was actually Dylan pretending to be Anonymous.


That was a good one Weftur!



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This initiation is not going so well.  Maybe we should put D through the old spanking machine?


Okay do you guys have anything about D you'd like to get out (not you Riggs) before he's officially in the penthouse?



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Dylan wrote:


This is worse than when I pledged to Tau Kappa Epsilon in college.  I survived Hell Week to become a TKE, bring it on missy!


Let's not go so easy on him!


Buhhahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!



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Confuzzed since your back wanna add on to this post?  Mz?  Anyone!


I'm not giving him his stars that easily.  Especially not now that he's being a copy cat - no pun intended spark.



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Star - I guess you really didn't have time to prepare for Dylan's arrival huh? I am all for initiation but I don't want to receive worse than I hand out. Besides, the wise guy is innocent (for now). I will see if I develop any theories during my nap this afternoon.

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There's not much I can do over the forum but just make jokes at him and I, too, don't want to be too cruel.  Is it because we are both smitten for the rockin' Dylan?  Darn him!

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He must know that he has the supposed power over us. That must be what keeps him going.

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Don't tell him about this power, though.

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I know. We can't have that kind of thing going to his head.

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I feel like the Lucky Charms leprechaun...


"They're always after me Lucky Charms!"


(my FFR stars) 



-- Edited by Dylan at 22:18, 2005-06-23

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Yeah, you're a leprechan all right!

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Dylan-

Now that you're in the penthouse get your underlings workin' on that CD release.

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Ray, we are in the process of booking studio time now...


we also need to replace our bass player who succumbed to one of those mortgage thingies.



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WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DYLANS IN THE NEXT ISSUE OF PENTHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!


Quick, someone get the lighter fluid and some matches!!!!!!!!

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No, Riggs we are calling the top tier the penthouse because that's the highest you can go. 

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