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Holiday Inn hires bed warmers!


LONDON - International hotel chain Holiday Inn is offering a trial human bed-warming service at three hotels in Britain this month.

If requested, a willing staff-member at two of the chain's London hotels and one in the northern English city of Manchester will dress in an all-in-one fleece sleeper suit before slipping between the sheets.

"The new Holiday Inn bed warmers service is a bit like having a giant hot water bottle in your bed," Holiday Inn spokeswoman Jane Bednall said in an e-mailed statement.

The bed-warmer is equipped with a thermometer to measure the bed's required temperature of 20 degrees Celsius (68 Fahrenheit).

Holiday Inn said the warmer would be fully dressed and leave the bed before the guest occupied it. They could not confirm if the warmer would shower first, but said hair would be covered.

Florence Eavis, Holiday Inn spokeswoman told Reuters that the "innovative" bed-warming method was a response to Britain's recent cold weather and marked the launch of 3,200 new Holiday Inns worldwide.

She could not explain why the beds were not being warmed by hot water bottles or electric-blankets, but admitted the human method was quirky.

Holiday Inn are promoting the service with the help of sleep-expert Chris Idzikowski, director of the Edinburgh Sleep Center, who said the idea could help people sleep.

"There's plenty of scientific evidence to show that sleep starts at the beginning of the night when body temperature starts to drop," he said. "A warm bed approximately 20 to 24 Celsius is a good way to start this process whereas a cold bed would inhibit sleep."



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This is a job I could REALLY enjoy. I'm going online to fill out an application right now!

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the world really really really has gone nuts.

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JD.....rofl.gif and I agree!! 

I know I wouldn't use that service.....some stranger to me warming up my bed before I get in it.....eeeewwwww........no thanks!!!  I sleep just fine in a cold bed.  Have been doing it for years.  And yeah, there is a double entendre in there. winkbiggrin

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I'm with you, Ghost... no way I'd call for a bed warmer service. Hotel beds are creepy enough without having to wait for some employee to come lay in the bed for a while before you so that it will be warm when you get in it.

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I hear that Mema.

However, I wonder if we'd feel the same if said employee was one freshly showered, smokin' hot guy.  confuse

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Well, that there might be a different story. wink.gif

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But can you imagine him in a one piece fleece jammie type deal??? rofl.gif  This image comes to mind:

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Now THAT would be creepy!!!


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Is that outfit from your personal collection Ghost? confused.gif

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ghostdancer wrote:

But can you imagine him in a one piece fleece jammie type deal??? rofl.gif  This image comes to mind:

a_christmas_story.jpg

Now THAT would be creepy!!!



Unfortunately, this is exactly what I suspect they would hire. disbelief.gif

 



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Jeremy Riggs wrote:

Is that outfit from your personal collection Ghost? confused.gif



Um, no comment.

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Now if said employee looked like this, I could overlook the one piece fleece jammies.

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I think paying someone to come to your bed is illegal around here. I don't know, I've never tried it, but I think I've heard it's frowned upon.



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"But officer, she was just warming it!"

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Puts a whole different spin on room service. nod.gif

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"I'd like a room with a view" wink

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Of course another option would be the electric blanket . . . just say'n.



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A very logical option indeed.

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That's me . . . Mr Logic.

It drives my wife nuts at times.



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Well, even Spock had his moments web.

You can be the science officer for the landing party.  biggrin

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Oh dang, looks like I missed all the fun while I was off talking to Robby.

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Energize!



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Beam me up Scotty!

We have a round shower in our bathroom, looks like a teleport, and every time someone new comes to our house and walks into the bathroom, that's the first thing they say. laughing.gif

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Awe man . . . now I want to come shower at your house.

Wait, that don't sound right.



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Everyone wants to come shower at my house when they see it.   I should let them.  What do you think a fair fee would be??  biggrin

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Arent you the guy that didnt want someone warming your bed and now you want to drive 700 miles to shower at Sandy's?



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Make them warm up your bed for you.

At least you'd know they were clean right after the shower.



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But Sandy isn't some stranger . . . Sandy's alright. nod.gif

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I agree smile

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Oh, I'm stranger than what you think guys. winkbiggrin

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