1) You must do 60 minutes on the stationary cycle.
2) I must reap the cardiovascular benefits.
If you feel you can do this and have the ability to prove that I indeed got the health benefits from your work, you will be the owner of a crisp new fifty dollar bill (that I did NOT print off my home computer, I SWEAR!)
I'll swap you the exercise for cleaning stuff in my house. The bathrooms need to be cleaned, the rugs need to vacuumed, the kitchen floor needs to be washed, the dishwasher needs to be emptied, the dishes in the dish rack need to be put away. While you are doing that stuff, do throw the towels in the washer. You may play tunes loudly while performing these tasks. If you are a good boy and complete all the work, I'll give you some holiday treats.
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