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  A blonde woman goes into a department store and tells the salesman
she wants a pair of pink curtains.He assures her they have a good 
selection of pink curtains. He shows her many kinds and different fabrics of curtains. She finally picks out a pink floral pattern. The salesman asks, "What size do you need?"
She says, "15 inch."  He exclaims, "15 INCHES! What room are they for?"
She says, "It's not for a room, it's for my computer monitor."
The surprised salesman exclaims, "Miss, computers do not need 
curtains."
The blonde says, "HELLooooooo...I've got Windows!!"

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Trish


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That was so bad! Here's another one...

I was sitting in a cafeteria recently, next to a blonde woman who was engrossed
in her newspaper. One of the headlines blared: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed." She shook her head at the sad news. Then, turning to me, asked, "How many is a brazilian?"


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WebGuy


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Oh . . . double groan.





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MzHartz


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A blonde's house catches on fire, so she calls the fire department, "Help, help, my hous eis on fire!"

"Calm down ma'am, and just tell us how to get there."

The blonde responds, "Well duh! Big red truck!"

(The key to this joke is how you say, "Duh! Big red truck!" That's an inside joke with my husband and I.)

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thumperglh


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Yee Gads. Blond Jokes are funny


Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?


so they have a place to put their ankles.


 


A blonde is walking along the river and sees another blonde on the other side of the River.


One blonde asks the other  "How do you get to the other side of the river?"


The blond opposite her says " You are on the other side"



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