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Sparky


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Warning this is bad!!


I was in the restroom and one of my co-workers was also in there. He turned to me and said "Do you realize you are breathing the same air that my ____ is hanging out in"?


Just how does one respond to that! I was dumbfounded and now everytime I see this guy that's the mental image I am going to have!



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Too much dessert?? Did you have drinks too?


 


I, too, would be speechless and he wins the weird one at the office award!



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I can gaurantee the next time I see him walk in I'll be walking out!


And no there were no drinks! I wish there was then I might be able to laugh at this or something.



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I believe that there is no answer to that.

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I'd look at him as say, "It sucks to be you. You have to breath that air ALL the time."

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Wow . . . even Sparky was speechless? I didn't think I'd ever see the day . . . you usually are quick with a come back.

Has that ever happened before Spark?




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Give the cat a break- what would you have said Web???




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One of the virtues of a small office.
Only one, one person restroom.
 

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We have two single person restrooms, a mens and a womens. We have one man in the office. If there's ever anyone in the women's, I just use the mens!

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Yes believe it or not I was speechless! but now I wish Ray would have been on the other side!


The last time anything like this happened, I was at a restaurant when a foriegner came in and stood right next to me and dropped his drawers all the way to the floor like little boys do. I thought that was a little weird but figured it was just a foriegn thing. But this takes the cake!



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    REPLY-      Well at least I know I wont sufficate .   



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Ok, now the fool just walked past my office and smiled strangely. I've been working with this guy for over a year, he's never been like this before! Where is our resident Rabbit I have a few q's for him.

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Do you think he is hitting on you!?


 


Is he married??



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Sparky's special. He has a new friend.

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He's 39, never married, his father comes to visit him every day and you can over hear him giving his son stock advice as if he were just a little kid. He looks like an older version of Messy Marvin the Hersheys chocolate kid.( also known as Ralphie on Christmas Story). I sure hope he's not! It's just awkward and weird!

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Fuzzy, I think he's looking for a special play toy if your interested...



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We had a guy like that where I used to work. He just never learned social skills. Does he have any friends? If not, he may just be trying to make friends with you, and just not know how.

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Sparky - lol  I may be better off by myself though.


I think maybe he is just messing with you.


Maybe he just wants to scratch your ears. If you weren't such a cute little furball (bowtie included), you may not have that problem.



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Well Sparky as you told me one time


 


Them boys up in South Dakota get lonely.


Course I agree with Fuzzy he may just be trying to make new friends and unforunately did not start off on the best foot.


Course he may finally realize your charming personality and sexy ways to



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I'm one of the biggest jokesters in the world but I just can't see myself telling the guy urinating right next to me to that I could be sniffing the air his doodlehopper is out in!


Usually eyes are Straight forward and nobody talks.



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hmmmmmmmmmm Doodlehopper.


Never heard it called that before


South Dakotans have such funny words. bwahahahahahahahaha



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doing the bump!

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 got any grind to go with it ?     



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Doodlehopper?  ROTFLMAO!  That is a good one!  Conversation in the restroom is never good.  It should just be avoided, JUST SAY NO!


We have a bathroom with 4 stalls in it.  It never fails, I get in there and someone comes in and starts talking to me.  I don't want to talk to anyone in the bathroom.  So I'm a bathroom snob.  They'll get over it or they won't.    



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