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Super Star of Spice!!

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My back is killing me.  I did something really dumb yesterday- I let a random beach vendor give me a massage.  My friend told me to be careful afterwards.  I'm the same person who got a henna tat from a beach vendor.  So now I think I need a chiropractor.  Any advice?  I know you guys don't know any in my area, but how do I find a good one.  Molly, do you know?

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He didn't ask to smell your feet too? Did he Star! You have to watch out for these pervs!


Not to mention how many other slimy sweaty backs had he touched that day!


Anyways look for a chiropractor in the yellow pages that is sensible enough to pay for an add with his picture and advertisement on it. This means A. he's not a fly by night cheap wad and B. you know what he looks like. They are usually the more reputable ones.



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no but he did rub my feet and untie my top - but I made him retie it before I got up!


this should go under stupid things, right?



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Uh, Yeah?? I think we could put that in there somewheres....


Did he use lotion?


 



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oil


I feel so cheap and used!!



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Actually Star, he was probably pretty good.

When you have a really good massage, the toxins get pushed out of the muscles in your back. That's why after you get a massage you should drink a lot of water, more than 8 glasses, not drink, and don't do any strenuous activity. If you don't follow those rules, you'll end up feeling sore and almost hung over.

Take a couple Tylenol and drink lots of water, you'll feel fine in a couple days, if not by morning.

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thank you, molly!

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Now let me get this straight. You paid a guy to rub oil over your body, give a massage and untie your top? And YOU paid him? Star next time you see this guy ask him if he's working alone or if this is a franchise. I'm ready to quit my job and go give beach massages.

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I know!

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yea, I am soooo in the wrong line of business!!

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I'm just glad it was oil and not a :"special kind of lotion"!

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Thanks Sparky. I'm now trying to poke out my minds eye.

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kitty get off this thread before I oil up your fur!

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No problemo Ray! It was just a thought! I tend to think a little too deeply sometimes...

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Hmmm.... am I gonna need a chiroprator too??

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at least!

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