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Molly


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Dutch witch to get tax breaks for magical training

Tue Sep 27, 2:34 PM ET

THE HAGUE (AFP) - The Dutch tax authorities have ruled that a Dutch actress training as a witch is eligible for tax deductions for the course, the Dutch tax court said in a statement.

During the training, which lasts one year and one day, students are instructed in casting spells, magic, preparing potions, working with herbs, prophesying and divining, the tax authorities said.

At the end of the course students may call themselves a qualified witch.

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send $50 cash c/o JD @ Freeze Frame Radio and you will be a qualified witch!! E-Z 1 step course (the one step being sending $50 cash c/o JD @ Freeze Frame Radio..).

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I'll do it for $45 . . . and even provide a certificate!







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Trish


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Wow, all the guys at work think I'm a qualified witch and I never had any formal training.

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$40. and I'll throw in an authentic hand crafted broom and a copy of Bugs Bunny meets the witch.

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I suppose if you start now you would be ready for next Halloween.

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I've only ever been called a qualified b....

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Haven't we all?

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Yeah, that's what they call me. I'm the one that takes their hard work and reduces it to a pile of red markings, which they have to rework. They LOVE me.

-- Edited by Trish at 13:13, 2005-09-28

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Trish gets no love! It's okay Trish, we still love you. (It helps that you can't correct my work).

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I just corrected my own work on a post I made. Like my boss always says (the one that is my dad's supervisor), proofreaders are the most hated people in the pubs business. Oh, well. I have broad shoulders. I can take it.

However, I will have to note that I do get some personal satisfaction out of it when they argue with me over something technical because they think that I can't POSSIBLY know what I'm talking about and then they are proven wrong. Does that make me a bad person?

Thanks for the love, Fuzzy. I needed that!

-- Edited by Trish at 13:19, 2005-09-28

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Not bad . . . just right.



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