There is a sign right up the road that says Bus Stop, right next to it is another sign that says no stopping any time. I guess they must just throw the doors open and expect you to hop on.
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Sometimes, when i'm lonely... i crawl into a laundry basket and tickle my ears. But, Some times I don't...
Whenever we drive to see relatives, we pass a "correction center" where there are signs along the road that say, "Prison Area, Do not pick up hitchhikers." For some reason, I find that humorous.
There's also a city that's infamous for having a stoplight every block on the main highway that was supposed to bypass the city. Right before you get into the city, there's a sign that says "Multiple stoplights, next 7 miles." I want to spraypaint, "Well, Duh!" on that sign...