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Yes, that's right folks . . . I am a male stripper. There, I said it and I feel better.

I feel that I know you all well enough to let the truth be known. I told Mz about this a few days ago and she seemed ok with it so I thought I'd share with you all too. I supplement my income with an occasional stripping gig. I just had one this afternoon.

I only strip privately. I don't do it in any clubs or anything like that.

I really don't like stripping at all. When I get done I always feel dirty and used. Many times I even feel nauseous for a couple hours afterward. I use quite a bit of alcochol when I strip. It seems to really help me get through it.

Why then do I do it?

The main reason is the money. The money is good. I can make more money doing one quick stripping gig than I can all day doing other stuff. Secondary is the smile that it seems to put on the faces of the ladies that I strip for.

I have stripped for a few guys in the past, but women are by far my #1 customers. I have quite a few that keep calling me to strip for them again so I must be doing something right. I think the main reason they like the way I strip is because I always take it all off. I have a few really big fans and I couldn't keep doing it if it wern't for them.

I hope you can understand why I do this.

For those interested, I'm including a photo below. Don't scroll down if you don't want to see it. This rubber outfit that I'm wearing is the best one I have. As you can see, I'm just getting started in this pic, so I feel it's safe to post this one here.

I hope I do not lose respect from you all after showing this.






























































































































And there it is . . . WebGuy: Live Male Stripper!



I'm sorry you had to see that but I feel better now that I've come clean.



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Well done Web.

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Woohoo! Work it! Show that chair who's boss! Aw yeah!

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You like that scrubbing action Molly?








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LOL!!!!!


Web, you DA Man!!



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Oh yeah, it looks like you do a FINE job!

Man, I wish you lived closer. I'd love to have you strip for me!

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I'll tell you what Molly . . . you get together with Mz and I'll make you a deal. I'll strip for BOTH of you and only charge you as if you are one.

How about that?







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That would be great! Would you do it on an entertainment center?

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For you? Entertainment center, coffee tale, end table, night stand, any where you want it!






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Woohoo baby! I could sure use a stripper on my entertainment center! Let me know when you go on tour...

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I'm sure I could strip it down to that beautiful wood underneath and that would probably get you going. After I'm done stripping would you want me to bring my tools and finish you off, or would you do that part yourself?



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Well, I'm sure if you finished me off, that would be an extra cost, right? I think I'd prefer it black though, so I could probably do that myself...

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Yeah, the finishing process involves a lot of hand rubbing, so that would be extra.

Black, why do so many women want it black? I think it's just a current trend. For me to go black, I'd have to paint it and I think that takes away from it's natural beauty.





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The picture on my wall is black, so I'd want it black too. But I'm also very adept at finishing it off myself too.

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In between jobs, may I suggest this site as well?

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That's just weird.



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5. I am not a cop, pig, fascist pig, fuzz, narc, CIA spook, Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksman, or member of any law enforcement or debt-collection agency.


I guess I am not allowed in.



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You're not a fuzz, you're The Fuzzy. That's different.

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Okay, that is good to know. Now, what if my sister is a fuzz? Does that not count since it says I am not the fuzz?

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Nope, doesn't count, you're free to enter.

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I don't get it; do they make you clean the chairs after your show????


 


 




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Yeah . . . and sweep up too.


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Well, wouldn't you want the chairs cleaned? And really, would it be appropriate for someone else to clean them?

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That's what I use the alcohol for. After I strip, I wash the chairs down with alcohol.



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See, at least it's sanitary.

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Woo HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I love the guys in leather


Hey Web I know you do mostly ladies but can you strip for me??????????


I got a DRESSER!



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Sure, I don't discriminate.



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I'll bump this old thread for the newer members.

They should all know the truth about me.



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LOL! I love it! Oh and I'm okay with it Web!

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