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Date: Wed Oct 19 14:53 2005

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She does not: Get PMS She becomes: Hormonally Homicidal She does not have: A Killer Body She is: Terminally Attractive She is not: A Bad Cook She is: Microwave Compatible She is not: A Bad Driver She is: Automotively Challenged She is not a: Perfect 10 She is: Numerically Superior She is not: Easy She is: Horizontally Accessible She does not: Hate Sports On TV She is: Athletically Biased She does not get: Drunk She is: Accidentally Over-Served You do not ask her: To Dance You request a: Pre-Coital Rhythmic Experience She is not: A Gossip She is a: Verbal Terminator She does not: Work Out Too Much She is an: Abdominal Overachiever She does not have: A Great Butt She is: Gluteus To The Maxius She is not: Hooked On Soap Operas She is: Melodramatically Fixated She is not: Cold Or Frigid She is: Thermally Incompatible She does not: Wear Too Much Make-Up She is: Cosmetically Oversaturated She will never: Gain Weight She will become: A Metabolic Underachiever She is not: A Screamer Or Moaner She is: Vocally Appreciative She does not: Sun Bathe She experiences: Solar Enhancement Her breasts will never: Sag They will: Lose Their Vertical Hold She does not: Cut You Off She becomes: Horizontally Inaccessible She does not: Snore She is: Nasally Repetitive She does not have: Big Hooters Her: Cups Runneth Over She is not: Too Skinny She is: Skeletally Prominent __________________

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