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How horrible!


FREDERICA, Delaware (AP) -- The apparent suicide of a woman found hanging from a tree went unreported for hours because passers-by thought the body was a Halloween decoration, authorities said.


The 42-year-old woman used rope to hang herself across the street from some homes on a moderately busy road late Tuesday or early Wednesday, state police said.


The body, suspended about 15 feet above the ground, could be easily seen from passing vehicles.


State police spokesman Cpl. Jeff Oldham and neighbors said people noticed the body at breakfast time Wednesday but dismissed it as a holiday prank. Authorities were called to the scene more than three hours later.


"They thought it was a Halloween decoration," Fay Glanden, wife of Mayor William Glanden, told The (Wilmington) News Journal.


"It looked like something somebody would have rigged up," she said


 




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Guess it's a bad time of year to hang yourself in public

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If I ever commit suicide by hanging myself from a tree in October, I would want to be used as a Halloween decoration.

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Good thing it wasn't Cinco Demayo! Hey look at that huge pinata!!

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Alright Sparky with some more classic wit. I just laughed out loud!

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My wife cleaned rooms at a motel for several months to help her cousin out of a bind when all her maids quit.

She walked into a room one Sunday morning to find a man had hanged himself from the coat rack. That bothered her for quite a while. It wasn't around Halloween though.



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If I were the one to find the dead body of anyone, that would definately creep me out.

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Yeah, you'd probably be circling around under it saying "wow, look how realistic that looks" and touching her legs as they dangled there.

YIKES!

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When I was about 10 my cousin and I used to take a short cut down an alley from school. We found an elderly man layin in his driveway. We ran to our Grandma's house and she called 911. The poor guy had a heart attack and died. That bothered me for years even though it was a natural death.

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Sparky...you owe me for the pricew of one diet Pepsi...Cinco De Mayo! That was truly one of the funniest things I heard this week.

Then you try and balance that out with a little story showing sensitivity...that is great PR man!

I laughed, I cried.

Kudos Sparkinator

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Did I mention we found the guy on Cinco De Mayo?

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Was it Jimmy Hoffa.


In my younger years, before voice mail, I had an answering machine that picked up:


"You have reached the residence of Jimmy Hoffa and Amelia Earhardt, where the hell has everybody been?"  Most people didn't get it.  I feel so old.



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JImmy Hoffa is part of pop culture now....he's practrically a cornerstone.

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LOL, CP, that's great!!!!!

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