She says she wants to play and then she leaves us to play alone again! Anyway here is one for Web!
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients & felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.
The guilt & sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:
"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients, you won't be the last, & you are single. Just let it go."
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:
Now wait a minute . . . why did you think of me for that one?
But along those lines . . .
A German Shepard and a Huskie were sitting in the vet's waiting room. The Huskie started a conversation that went like this:
Huskie: Hey, I'm here to get my teeth cleaned, what you in for?
GS: Well, last night, my master's wife was naked and bent over the bathtub. I don't know what came over me, but I couldn't control myself and jumped on her from behind.
Huskie: Yikes! So she brought you in to have you fixed?
