In our Lobby downstairs the Elementary kids have painted some pictures on the windows.
There is one of what looks like a kid giving another kid a piggy back ride. On the other hand it looks more like he is doing something else to the other kid.
Another is portraying a kid shaking hands with another kid. Except one hand is lower and the one shaking his hand is bent at an angle.
Do you think this is innocent? Or the work of a junior Larry Flynt?
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Sometimes, when i'm lonely... i crawl into a laundry basket and tickle my ears. But, Some times I don't...
Not innocence at all. I remember what I was like back then and I deeply fear that my daughter may take after me. That would horrify me. I hope there is no such thing as the daddy curse.
Well, I wasn't going to admit it CP, but that is what made me think of it. I remember some of the things I used to do in Elementary school. One time I learned that Asso (sp) meant Thanks in Japanese. When I got off the bus I told the driver a very big Asso to you in my best Japanese accent. He thought I was just saying thanks, but I was really calling him the other. By the way he was a really mean drunk in his off time.
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Sometimes, when i'm lonely... i crawl into a laundry basket and tickle my ears. But, Some times I don't...
It sounds exactly like how I was. I used to make the innuendo complicated, and simple enough that I could act surprised if someone perceived it to be what I intended. I loved acting shocked and then making them feel guilty for thinking that I would do something so nasty.
Trust me, CP. They don't always take after the parents. My mother cusses like a sailor. I have a fairly filthy mouth. But, my daughter WILL NOT CUSS. Last year I tried to pay her $300 to say the F word just once. She was a starving college student but she wouldn't do it. My son (the 10 year old) said he would...but I KNEW he would...so the offer wasn't open to him. That bad boy.
I really admire your daughters convictions. I, on the other hand, am probably a sell out. My wife and I were watching Medium last Monday. It started with this guy offering a woman like 3 million dollars to take of her clothes infront of the crowd. I said I would, and my wife was disgusted with me. She said she would not do it for any amount of money and was horrified that I would. I look at it this way, is someone is dumb enough to pay 3 Million to look at my naked body, then why not. I would be flattered that someone actually gave me a look. How I hate growing old.
