And it can't be your name!?!
Amanda's Law- If It Can Happen, It Will!
"It Wasn't Me & You Can't Prove It"
Working titles include:
"What were my parents thinking?"
"Dumba$$"
"Numbers"
Stop trying to be what you see. Be what you ought to be.
"The Best and Most Interesting Story Ever"
it would be called ... kindling ?