a tubby 4 yr old named Rico with his daddy's mullet.

So riggs, I had a lot of laundry to do today and so I headed the the laundromat by my house to knock it all out at once.

I had a small stack of these jazz 101 cd insert cards left, so taking a cue from the fact we're gonna do the newsletter/ad, I took these up there.

So I put one on the bulletin board, a pile by the back door, & a pile by the front door. Not a second after I laid down the front door pile a tubby 4 yr old named Rico with his daddy's mullet grabs the ENTIRE pile. They are on the floor, they are in washing machines, they are in his choclified hands, they're now table-tents that are now in the trash...

I didn't say anything, thats the risk you take with John Q Public, who happens to be a tubby 4 yr old named Rico with his daddy's mullet.

I am sure the newsletter/ads will fare better than this. They are infinately more interesting and have a better chance of "connecting" with people. If it spikes their interest, they'll take em home to remember to check out the station.

Its just that when I was a kid, I knew how to repect things more than a lot of these little John Q Publics, who happen to be a tubby 4 yr old named Rico with his daddy's mullet. Take ONE. Do with it what you will. Use it to wipe your tubby 4 yr old named Rico with his daddy's mullet nose with. That ONE is yours.

But John Q Public, who is a tubby 4 yr old named Rico with his daddy's mullet, has people most unfit to be parents. what can you do? They SMOKE in front of their child, in the laundromat, and neither of them is going address the problem that their  tubby 4 yr old named Rico with his daddy's mullet is.

But anyways, I digress. I just wanted all to know that John Q Public is a tubby 4 yr old named Rico with his daddy's mullet.