This usually only takes about 5 minutes or less.

I have all the tools I need right here. My assistant Kimberly Williams will administer the anestesia. Don't mind the fact she's in a slinky little number from Victoria's Secret, this is a fun kind of hospital.

Woo hoo, start counting backwards from 10,

10

9

8

7

and she's out.

Ok, Kimberly, pizza cutter please.... thank you

I'm making the first of eight incision nows,

moving on,

almost there

excellent.

Kimberly, spatula please.... thank you


Ok, now that I've got lunch served lets focus on the patient


I need a pair of needle nose pliers, some pine-sol, piano wire and an ice cream scoop.

almost done.

Almost done.

There. Now we just wait until the Jack Daniels wears off and then I should be able to see how things went...