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I bet God laughed at this too!



Have you ever told a white lie? You are going to love this....


especially all of the ladies who bake for church events.



Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church ladies' group


bake sale in Tuscaloosa, but she forgot to do it until the last minute.


She remembered it the morning of the bake sale and after rummaging


through cabinets she found an angel food cake mix and quickly made it


while drying her hair, dressing and helping her son Bryan pack up for


Scout camp. But when Alice took the cake from the oven, the center had


dropped flat and the cake was horribly disfigured. She said, "Oh dear,


there's no time to bake another cake." This cake was so important to


Alice because she did so want to fit in at her new church, and in her


new community of new friends. So, being inventive, she looked around the


house for something to build up the center of the cake. Alice found it


in the bathroom -- a roll of toilet paper. She plunked it in and then


covered it with icing. Not only did the finished product look beautiful,


it looked perfect!



Before she left the house to drop the cake by the church and head for


work, Alice woke her daughter Amanda and gave her some money and


specific instructions to be at the bake sale the minute it opened at


9:30, and to buy that cake and bring it home. When the daughter arrived


at the sale, she found that the attractive perfect cake had already been


sold. Amanda grabbed her cell phone and called her Mom.



Alice was horrified. She was beside herself. Everyone would know, what


would they think? Oh, my she wailed! She would be ostracized, talked


about, ridiculed. All night Alice lay awake in bed thinking about people


pointing their fingers at her and talking about her behind her back.



The next day, Alice promised herself that she would try not to think


about the cake and she would attend the fancy luncheon/bridal shower at


the home of a friend of a friend and try to have a good time. Alice did


not really want to attend because the hostess was a snob who more than


once had looked down her nose at the fact that Alice was a single parent


and not from the founding families of Tuscaloosa, but having already


RSVP'd she could not think of a believable excuse to stay home. The meal


was elegant, the company was definitely upper crust old South and to


Alice's horror, the CAKE in question was presented for dessert.



Alice felt the blood drain from her body when she saw the cake, she


started, out of her chair to rush to tell her hostess all about it, but


before she could get to her feet, the Mayor's wife said, "What a


beautiful cake!" Alice, who was still stunned, sat back in her chair


when she heard the hostess


(who was a prominent church member) say, Thank you, I baked it myself."



Alice smiled and thought to herself, "GOD is good."



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The Mediator

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LOL, that is good!!!

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scwhhhheeet!

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Darth Raydar

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I hope it's single ply, the two ply tends to get stuck in the throat!

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