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The Mediator

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Oh Glorious Spam!


I thought this was hilarious and had to share. I got one of those spoof eBay emails. It told me, "However, failure to update your records will result in account suspension.
Please update your records on or before January 35, 2006."

Er, um, did January acquire a few extra days?

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Phat Cat EL Presidente

    



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We have a time stamp machine that goes up to the 39th day of the month. Our compliance officers love it when they get papers like that.

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I just got this: and sex does have value!


 


Date sent: Tue, 31 Jan 2006 15:06:24 -0600


From: "Inbreeding B. Apace" <jsch@granavision.c.telefonica.net>


To: Asisson <asisson@csuniv.edu>


Subject: Please read this letter attentively!


> Hello, our company develops software, and is engaged in marketing and


> advertising. Our company is WebCLick or WC. We work in the software


> market for a long time and we are the leaders in this activity. Now we


> have started to conduct our activity in the territory of the USA and


> we need to employ people who will supervise financial transactions


> with our clients in the territory of the USA. Any interested person


> can become our manager. Our vacancy is opened for you if you are: -


> Age: from 18 till 60 years - Sex: has no value - Education: has no


> value - Other requirements: Skill to communicate and access to the


> Internet. - Residing in the territory of the USA.


>


> You will earn from 1000 up to 5000 US dollars, working only some hours


> per day. You can easily combine our work with your primary work. Any


> person located in the USA can become our employee. We will provide


> training during the work.


>


> If you are interested in our offer and if you would like to know more


> details about cooperation with us we ask you to send the following


> data to our e-mail alex@wc-job-service.com


>


> - Your full name


> - Your contact e-mail for communication with you


>


> Attention! Please do not answer to this e-mail. Send the required


> information to our e-mail: alex@wc-job-service.com


>


> Our managers will contact you within several hours. Thank you for your


> attention.



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The Mediator

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Hey, I got that one today too!!!

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Grand Poobah

    



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doggone it I hate the spam. I get at least 3 a day from someone pushing an online pharmacy to my jazz e-mail account. I have never opened one of these e-mails, you'd think they'd get the hint after a couple years that I AM NOT INTERSTED!

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The Mediator

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I get spam about software I either already have or wouldn't use.

I get spam about mortgaging the home I don't have.

I get spam about enlarging the penis I don't have.

And I get spam, to my design email address, offering to design my logo for me!

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Waiting To Be Widowed

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I've been getting a bunch about watches lately. 

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I get a bunch about losing lns, enlarging my member and stock stuff!

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Grand Poobah

    



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I get snail mail sent to my apartment seeing if I'd want to refinance my mortage..... 

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The Mediator

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LOL, that's a good one JD! My husband, who doesn't have a drivers license, frequently gets snail mail offering him a good rate on auto insurance.

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Grand Poobah

    



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 all them trees......

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