Funny you should ask JD!



For the last few days I've had a craving for fried chicken. Which is something I haven't had in probably six months to a year!

Last night I finally gave in and stopped at that crappy-a** Kentucky Fried Chicken over there on Miller Park Way (near where you work).

I ordered a four peice original recipe meal.

First question when I get up to the pay window...

"Sir, we're out of dark meat, can we give you all white meat?"

Fine, I say, it does not matter, dark, white, I'll eat all chicken equally.

A few moments pass by when the woman comes back to the pay window...

"Sir, we're out of the wings in original recipe, will you take crispy?"

Now, I could not really care less if it's original or crispy, but at this point I've been waiting, and my relatively small order is about to be changed a SECOND time, so I say politely, NO, CRISPY WILL NOT BE ALRIGHT, EITHER GIVE ME ANOTHER COUPLE OF BREAST PEICES OR MAKE SOME FRESH WINGS.

(for those of you that don't know, KFC is very specific about their meals including ONE breast, ONE wing, etc. Probably for cost considerations).

So the woman says, NO SIR, I have to give you the wings, to which I say FINE, THEN MAKE SOME FRESH ONES.

So off she goes, when suddenly a few more cars appear behind me. Thus I know she will be asking me to pull off to the side.

When she appears BACK at the window a third time (actually fourth because she took my money before the questions started coming up) I beat her to the punch and say DID YOU NEED ME TO PULL UP OR OVER TO THE SIDE?

She replies "yes sir, it will be about a twenty minute wait".

THAT WAS THE FINAL STRAW. I told her I just wanted my money back.

About 20 minutes wasted, NO FRIED CHICKEN.

Moral of the story? If you're gonna run a fried chicken restaurant try HAVING FRIED CHICKEN AVAILABLE!!!!!!!!

Anyway. That's my latest craving. And it's STILL NOT SATISFIED!

Watermelon

Riggs that KFC is terrible! Not that any of them are all that good anymore. But irony of ironies, the restaruant where I got my onion rings is right next door. Delicious!

It must have been a chicken night last night. My wife made mouth watering chicken Kievs with a savory onion butter sauce. And today I had left overs.

For the last 12 years I have been craving school cafeteria food. More specifically the chili, caramel rolls, and greasy tator tots that have been sitting under the heat lamp. 

LOL - Disco

 

 

I told my hubby if he gets me candy for Valentines then he must think my butt is not big enough!