1. Can you cry under water?2. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?3. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?4. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?5. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?6. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?7. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money inbinoculars to look at things on the ground?8. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?9. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?10. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet
