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Jeremy Riggs


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Man, I don't know if this cold is affecting my brain or what, but I had a doosy of a dream last night!!

I dreamt I saved Dick Cheney from assasination TWICE!

The first time was the weirdest. I was walking through a restuarant and I came up on a table where someone was looking over toward Cheney who was dining with his wife about 6 tables away.

Cheney had that goofy, open mouth showing his teeth look that Darrel Hammond always does when he's poking fun of him on SNL, and I said to the person I know as I was walking by "hey, you better be careful, that's the look he gets when he's getting ready to shoot".

As I walked out of the restaurant I noticed Cheneys expression hadn't changed, and when I got outside the restaurant I started worrying that maybe he was having another heart attack, so I was going to go back in when I see this guy all dressed in black running toward the restaurant with a big can of gasoline.

Somehow I knew this guy was going after Cheney so I got in front of him and we got into a struggle, he was trying to pour the gas on me, and got some out, but I managed to get most of it on him instead, and when he pulled out his lighter it ignited him so he burned up right in front of me.

The next time I saved Cheney I don't remember a lot about the details anymore, just to note that I was taken hostage along with two other people so that we couldn't screw up the hit on Cheney (this time they planned to shoot him). One of the women that was also hostage had a stun gun and gave it to me, and when I had the chance to be alone with one of the captors I managed to give him such a severe stunning that it killed him. I wish I'd just learn to use a gun in my dreams. It would be SO much easier.

Sounds goofy I know, but what the heck, I'm a national hero (QUIET JD!!!! )

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Its a bird . . .



Its a plane . . .



No, wait. It is a bird.







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its a quail!


oh wait....its a hunting friend!



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It's our own Forum Super Hero Superhero 9

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i love crazy dreams!  i especially like the high fever dreams where think you're dreaming but are ueally hallucinating (did i spell that right?).  are you running a really high fever?

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Jeremy Riggs


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No fever. But I've HAD those fever dreams in the past so I know what you mean!

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I was running a really high fever one time and all I could see all night were spreadsheets colred bright blue. I couldn't get away from them. I hate when I dream about numbers.

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I had a dream I was addicted to an internet crack...called the Forum. Somehow, I dont think its a dream.

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D - that's a dream I keep trying to awaken from.  No luck tho.

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Well, we are all in this together...maybe we can find a good 12 step program with a group rate...

Hello, my name is Dylan and I am a postaholic

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Step one - admit you have a problem.


Step two thru 12 - keep denying step #1



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I like the way you think Susan

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I'm just here to point out the obvious.

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Susan- I thought you had found the cure!

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Maybe we should hold a telethon...but it would have to be online

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OK, JR, you can have your cheny dreams.  I will have my cher dreams.

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I had this dream when I was a teenager that this demon was floating above me while I slept. It was one of the paralyzing dreams where I couldn't move. I kept trying to force myself to wake up, when I finally did- I kid you not- at that instance- the window shade unexplicably flipped up (whapwhapwhap) and whatever it was was gone.


I was still frozen in fear- too scared to look at the light shining in the window.  



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Ok, y'all need to lay off the tacos before you hit bed.

Really..

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I had a strange one last night.

I was having some work done at a machinist/mechanic kind of shop. I don't even know what I had made or fixed, but I went to pick it up.

The guy gave me a bill and I pulled out my checkbook to pay for it. I noticed that my wife had gotten us new checks.

These were not ordinary checks . . . they were made out of foam! They were about 1/4" thick foam. I tried to write on one with a regular ball point pen and the check just tore apart. The guy looked all over and finally found a felt-tipped pen and I tired to use that. With that, I was able to write on the foam, but I had to go over each letter 4-5 times to make a decent line. I kept messing it up and starting over. I went through like 10 of these foam checks trying to get one that looked ok. By this time others were waiting and I was totally embarassed and mad at my wife for getting these stupid checks!







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Hmmm wood working fumes getting to ya Web?

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Web - are you sure the checks weren't rubber??



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Last night I had a dream I went to work with no socks on. I had a shirt, tie, pants, shoes, but no socks. I kept trying to pull my pant legs down but they just came right back up.

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I had a dream last night that I was working in disaster recovery and hauling dead bodies around. And at some point during the dream, I was drinking a beer and actually liked the taste of it.

But man, this morning, I feel like I was hauling dead bodies around last night!

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Molly, that dream beer does that to you, gives you a really bad hangover.

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