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Sparky


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Every once in a while I have the same little green car that is either in front of me or behind me on the way to work. The car is usually all over the road, today I found out why.


As I was trying to pass her she swerved into my lane and sent me onto the shoulder. When we finally got into town, I looked over and she was putying on her massacre. (misspelling intentional). So I stayed back just a little bit at the red light and did a false start moving forward about 10 feet past her. She put her foot on the gas and ran right through the red light.


I know, I know, but I just couldn't help myself after she almost ran me off the road. Plus I made sure there were no other cars too close.


 


 



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I like the way you think Sparky!

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the world is full of these! good job sparky!

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woo_hoo22 wrote:

I like the way you think Sparky!

I second that emotion!
 
Way to go Sparky!

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Good job and quick thinking!

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I found this, this is great! Goes along with my morning perfectly and the girls will like this.


This morning on I-75, I looked over to my left and therer was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 75 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.


I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.


As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which nocked the donut out of my other hand.


In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the twins, ruined the darn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call!


 


Darn women drivers!



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 That's a good one!

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It's always our fault!! 


But, you know, we can't help that you guys are always STARING when you should be paying attention to the road..................



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Its kind of like staring at the sun...the secret is not to stare too long...

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I am with you sparky, but I have a buddy that is a Riverside County Sherriff, so I will call him on his cell and we will sting a car or two.

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Sounds like you are beset with a perpetual nimrod, Sparky!  I'm so sorry.


I do have to laugh at the joke thing though.  But in all seriousness, I did once find myself driving down a busy road in the lane next to a guy who was shaving.  I probably wouldn't have laughed, but it WASN'T an electric shaver!!!



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That's funny Mema! Do you suppose he was shaving with whip cream and then rinsing his razor in his coffee? Talk about multitasking there!


Wish me luck, I'm heading to work now.



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That's too funny Mema!!


Have a good work day Sparky!



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I'm At work now, the little green car was about 5 ahead of me today.


You have a good day to Susan!



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The L.G.C. (Lil Green Car) probably know to stay away from you now.  They don't know what to expect next.  That's fine - you can be lurking in the shadows - waiting for  another chance.

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