Redneck Drinking Rule

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> > A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,

> > pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.  He says, in

> > Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same

> > glass twice.

> >

> > An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his

> > glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to

> > pieces.  He says, in Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that

> > we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.

> >

> > The   Kentucky boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his

> > beer and drinks it,

> > throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the

> > Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass.  He says, in America

> > we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to

> > drink with the same ones twice.