I was driving with my brother and my 7 year old daughter a few weeks ago when she informed him that the day before, I'd yelled at a driver and used the "J" word. Of course, my brother loves to make me feel like the anti-mother of the year so he just HAD to know what I shouted in the car in the presence of my daughter. She replies all sneaky like she's thrilled she gets to repeat bad words: "THANKS A LOT - GREAT DRIVING - JERK!"
A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."
My husband's ex-wife was driving the girl to daycare when she was just a lil' bit when someone cut her off. She yelled something about a c**t. Which she hardly ever uses this word. They got to the daycare and the girl of course repeats it!
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"Am I speaking in a language you're not getting here?"
Some friends of ours have a daughter. With the girl in her car seat, they would sit at stop lights and while waiting, they would sit there in the car and say "Move it lady!" or "Move it Mr." The girl thought that she was what was making the cars get out of their way. Big fun.
Our friend decided to stop that when they were in the grocery store, girl riding in cart, came up behind another lady and the girl yells "Move it lady!"
That was cute Zim!
That probably was NOT cute.
