Use your real name and let us know!

WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS .....

> >We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
> >Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know
> >including the person that sent it to you.
> >Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to
> >break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days
> >than not.
> >Here is your dose of humor...
> >A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
> >B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward
> >it to friends and family and co-worker! s.
> >Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you! And
> >don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky
> >Gizzardsniffer.
> >The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants
> >And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which
> >the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
> >1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
> >name:
> >a = snickle
>
> >b = doombah
>
> >c = goober
>
> >d = cheesey
>
> >e = crusty
>
> >f = greasy
>
> >g = dumbo
>
> >h = farcus
>
> >i = dorky
>
> >j =! doofus
>
> >k = funky
>
> >l = boobie&nbs p;
>
> >m = sleezy
>
> >n = sloopy
>
> >o = fluffy
>
> >p = stinky
>
> q = slimy
>
> >r = dorfus
>
> >s = snooty
>
> >t = tootsie
>
> >u = dipsy
>
> >v = sneezy
>
> >w = liver
>
> >x = skippy
>
> >y = dinky
>
> >z = zippy
>
> >2. Use the second letter of your! last name to determine the first half
> >of your new last name:
> >a = dippin
>
> >b = feather
>
> >c = batty
>
> >d = burger
>
> >e = chicken
>
> >f = barffy

g = lizard
>
> >h = waffle
>
> >i = farkle
>
> >j = monkey
>
> >k = flippin
>
> >l = fricken
>
> >m = bubble!
>
> >n = rhino
>
> >o = potty
>
> >p = hamster
>
> >q = buckle
>
> >r = gizzard
>
> >s = lickin
>
> >t = snickle
>
> >u = chuckle
>
> >v = pickle
>
> >w = hubble
>
> >x = dingle
>
> >y = gorilla
>
> >z = girdle
>
> >3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
> >of your new last name:

> >a = butt
>
> >b = boob
>
> >c = face
>
> >d = nose
>
> >e = hump
>
> >f = breath
>
> >g = pants
>
> >h = shorts
>
> >i = lips
>
> j = honker
>
> >k = head
>
>l = tush
>
> >m = chunks
>
> >n = dunki n
>
> >o = brains
>
> >p = biscuits
>
> >q = toes
>
> >r = doodle
>
> >s = fanny
>
> >t = sniffer
>
> >u = sprinkles&n! bsp;
>
> >v = frack
>
> >w = squirt
>
> >x = humperdinck
>
> >y = hiney
>
> >z = juice
>
> >Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
> >Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And
> remember that ! children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
> >laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day