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What happened in 1961 and will not happen again until 6009?



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Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?

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Is it illegal?

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 I'll tell ya in the morning- see if anyone else can guess!


 


 



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  no penguins in Alaska .


  



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  heres 1  


         how do you confuse a newbie ? 


        put em in a circle and tell em to pee in the corner


 



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  Q # 1 , who cares , its not like I'll be around to see it   



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Answer to #1

There is a Kennedy in the White House!

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Ruby wrote:

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What happened in 1961 and will not happen again until 6009?




The year reads the same upside down

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Woo hoo Dave got the second one- eskimos are in the north pole and penguins in the south and Ultimo got the first one!


 


What came first, the chicken or the egg?



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The Egg, dinosaurs were laying eggs long before Chickens were about.

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Good again sir!


 


Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina



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Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina




Well if he is living in North Carolina, I am guessing he is not dead.

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Ok you  have had a lot of tea today huh! Getting in the shower-


 


Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?



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Still Everest, they just hadn't found it yet.

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Correct again!


How far can you walk into the woods?



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Half way then your walking out

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 Ultimo is on a roll ! show the newbie who's boss !



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Ok Ultimo how are you getting these word for word???


 


One snowy night, Sherlock Holmes was in his house sitting by a fire. All of a sudden a snowball came crashing through his window, breaking it.
Holmes got up and looked out the window just in time to see three neighborhood kids who were brothers run around a corner. Their names were John Crimson, Mark Crimson and Paul Crimson.
The next day Holmes got a note on his door that read "? Crimson. He broke your window."
Which of the three Crimson brothers should Sherlock Holmes question about the incident?



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All of them.

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he should QuestionMARK!

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I have found a side to Ultimo that I did not know existed!


 


A man states that he is able to predict the score of any football game even before the game begins. Question : How is this possible ?



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There is no score before the game so it is always 0-0!

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Yes sir!


 


A man ate an egg each day.


He did not have any chickens at home.


He never bought, borrowed or stole chicken eggs.
 


Question: How is this possible ?



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They weren't chicken eggs.

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Yeah Molly!


 







Three women each have two daughters.


They are having lunch at a restaurant .


There are only seven chairs in the restaurant.


All the women are seated.


Question: How is this possible?



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They didn't bring their daughters with them?

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is it a Grand-mother and her 2 daughters with their 2 daughters, so that would make 7


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