Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Post Info TOPIC: Don't Step On The Ducks


The Chosen Woo

Status: Offline
Posts: 21048
Date:
Don't Step On The Ducks


Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.


When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.  It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.


Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.


St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"


The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.


The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.


She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.




St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.


The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of
eternity?"


The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"






    Are you the step(er) or step(ee)!



-- Edited by woo_hoo22 at 09:05, 2006-04-19

__________________
"Am I speaking in a language you're not getting here?"


2011 Super Bowl Champions!

Status: Offline
Posts: 29950
Date:

I LOVE IT! Now I gotta tell it to everyone I know as if it were my own


__________________


Smiles everyone, smiles!

Status: Offline
Posts: 8321
Date:

cute! 



__________________
You should fear anything that can bleed for seven days without dying...  (as told to Mr. DS on 3-12-10)


Chocolate Pip Cookie

Status: Offline
Posts: 4714
Date:


Yes I like this one...it's done the rounds here too 



__________________
Page 1 of 1  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.

Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us


Create your own FREE Forum
Report Abuse
Powered by ActiveBoard