The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of
 security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new
 Mercedes Benz SL 500.

 The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has
 the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the
 car collateral for the loan.
     

 The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh
 at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000
 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into
 the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

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         Dumb Blonde Right?????
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Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and
 the interest, which comes to $15.41.
       

 The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had
 your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but
 we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and
 found that you are a multimillionaire.

 What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park
 my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I
 return?"

        Finally... a smart blonde joke