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Molly


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For anyone who didn't hear JR:
KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.
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You know, Lions don't attack unless hungry or provoked. What type of message is God sending here?

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Jeremy Riggs


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I think I pointed out what God was probably thinking (although I can't presume to speak for him).

But you don't get to test him, he has no need to prove anything to you.

Poor, poor, stupid man. I have to assume he was mentally ill.

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I think God probably told Darwin "yea....you take this one...." 



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Molly


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I agree, this guy is definately nominated for a Darwin Award!

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One day there was a preacher giving his sermon when all of a sudden it started raining really hard! After about an hour of non-stop rain, the congregation started evacuating the church because the whole church was flooding. But the preacher just stood there in the ankle-deep water. A guy in a car drove up to him and yelled. "Preacher, Preacher you better get in here before you drown!" But the preacher just replied "Don't worry God will save me." The man then said "Whatever!" and drove away.


The water was now knee-deep and a guy in a raft came over to the Preacher and said "Preacher, Preacher you better get in here before you drown!" Despite the second warning the Preacher just stood there and replied "Don't worry God will save me." The man then said "Whatever!!" and rowed away in the orange raft. The water was now waist-deep and a guy in a power boat came to the Preacher and said "Preacher, Preacher you better get in here before you drown!" Despite the third warning the Preacher just stood there and replied "Don't worry God will save me." With that the man said "Whatever!" and jetted away in the power boat.


Finally the water was now neck-deep and a guy in a helicopter came and said "Preacher, Preacher you better get in here before you drown!" The man still just stood there and replied "Don't worry God will save me." And with that the man said "Whatever" and flew away. The water then got so deep that the Preacher was sucked under and drown. When he opened his eyes he realised that he had died and gone to heaven. He then saw God and asked with great concern "God! Why didn't you save me from that horrible flood?!?"


God replied, " I sent you a car, a raft, a power boat, and a helicopter! What else did you want me to do?!"

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lol,

Sparky I thought of that SAME story when I read the story.

"Um, YOU WERE PROTECTED YOU IDIOT, THEY WERE CAGED!"


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I guess this guy never heard the saying "The Lord helps he who helps himself".

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I'm sure the lions helped themselves to 2nds.....3rds.....

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I missed this one, but what an IDIOT! God definitely will not be tested like that. Oh well- if he ended up in heaven, guess he will experience the real saving.

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When asked about the incident the lion replied, "Burp, tastes like chicken."

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Fanatic...The Other White Meat!

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