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Grand Poobah

    



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Oil Shortage!


Oil shortage
 

A lot of folks can't understand
how we came to have
an oil shortage here in our country
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Well, there's a very simple answer.

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Nobody bothered to check the oil.

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We just didn't know we were getting low.

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The reason for that is purely geographical.

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Our OIL is located in

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Alaska

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California

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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania

and

Texas

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BUT
:
 


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Our

DIPSTICKS

are located in

Washington DC  


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Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!!

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