Aaaaaah, gonna try messin' with the big bird tonight huh?

You're just lucky I have to run! If I didn't have to pick my Mom and Grandma up from church in five minutes I'd catch up with you and stick baseball cards in the spokes of your wheelchair!

You'd have that annoying fake motorcycle sound everywhere you went!

Alright, what if I stuck a pair my stinky shoes in the spokes?

Then you'd have that ANNOYING heavy flapping sound, the wheelchair would move slow, AND you'd be stuck with the smell of my feet everywhere you went!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW are you sorry you provoked me? Hmmmm?