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The Dave Man!


Whassup my Floridian friend?

What's new in the land of the mostly retired?

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hi dave!

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Abracadabra, He's gone!

For my next trick, I'll need a glass of water, a rabbit, TWO jalapeno peppers and a paddle ball game!

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are you gonna pull the rabbit out of your flaming hot @$$ (from the jalapenos) and then dump the water on the rabbit to put out the flames? poor rabbit

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All while simultaneously playing paddle ball!

IT'S GONNA BE AMAAAZING!

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dang I knew I forgot something

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The hardest part is gonna be eating that rabbit whole.

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maybe you aren't eating it.....

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I was afraid you might go there

All I'm going to say is that all off-ramps are remaining off-ramps!

That bunnies goin' in through the front door or he ain't goin' in!

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you are starting to know me too well, that scary. If I ever get a tatoo it will be on my butt and it will say exit only, do not enter.

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lol,

Pity any poor doctor in the future that might need to administer an enema

MAN, it is downright SCARY what we all wind up talking about on this forum.

The best part is that a thread started to say hi to Dave (who by the way bolted before even acknowledging us) ended with talk of an enema.

I'm sure he'd be honored

Perhaps I'll take a look out my window on the way to bed and see if I can see Uranis. I hear it got a new tatoo. Wierd. They must have flown a secret space shuttle mission to get that done

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and you wonder why the newbies don't stick around, they think we are all nuts. Most likely they are right but we are fun and thats what counts. I see a moon and Uranus and Mars from here tonight, its a clear night.



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If a newbie can't appreciate a little enema talk then they probably don't belong here anyway



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exactly, those that are easily affended or grossed out should be on the church ladies forum not the FFR! I guess Sparky had to quit the forum


 


my god this is the 3rd elmo tonight, save me, please



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FOR GOODNESS SAKE, BE THANKFUL FOR ELMO!

I had to live through Barney with my sister!

I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

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and elmo is better how?


I had a friend that hated barney soo bad, he worked at a fast food place and he deep fried a barney doll and kept on the dash of his car.



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HEY!

I think I knew that guy!

I got the order of fries they made right after! Fuzzy Purple Curly Fries. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

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he was beavis the way he looked and acted both. The guy was a total idiot, but funny.

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Alright, seriously now. I'm going to bed. Little A wins again.

You three have a good night living in my land of dreams

See you all in the mornin!

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Have a good one, see ya at the crack of about 10 your time Sweet Dreams!



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lol,

One last shot before bed huh?

Man that Sparky is gonna be gauranteed Sainthood when he dies

SPARKY: Patron Saint of Smart Alleck Wives!



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I really was refering to web saying I was getting up at the crack of 10 instead of dawn. I guess you do think I'm mean all of the time. Sweet Dreams

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I would just like to agree with JR. Barney is worse. I don't quite care for elmo either (what happened to Sesame Street being about all the characters?), but I can't stand Barney.

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