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JD The Jazz Doctor


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I'm sorry, but how the hell do you smash into a chandelier when shaving in a gym bathroom!?!?!? I think we are being lied to!


This is as dumb as Richards falliing out of a tree!!


 


Freak accident sends Hasselhoff to surgery
Star hits head on chandelier, cuts arm on glass

LONDON, England (AP) -- Former "Baywatch" star David Hasselhoff had surgery after severing a tendon in his right arm in an accident in a London gym bathroom, his spokeswoman said Friday.


The 53-year-old actor, who played lifeguard Mitch Buchannon on the TV beach drama for 11 years, was shaving at a gym in the Sanderson Hotel on Thursday when he hit his head on a chandelier, showering his arm with broken glass, his publicist, Judy Katz, said.


Doctors operated to repair the injury and Hasselhoff spent one night at St. Thomas' Hospital in central London, Katz said.


"He's fine," Katz said by phone from New York. "He's out of the hospital and will resume filming tomorrow."


Hasselhoff is working on an ad campaign for Pipex, a British internet company, she said.



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here's my dramatic headline:


California (E! News)--Billionairess in freak bikini waxing accident: JennyCat will survive says her publicist....


The 30 year old socialite and heiress to the Hertz Publishing Company Fortune was swimming in her olympic size, gold plated, greek style, fountain surrounded, luxury pool at Hertz Castle in the San Bernadino Valley in California, last Wednesday while training for the Save the Whales Foundation relay race, when she was severely chaffed by a drive by bikini waxer.


"She is resting comfortably at a spa in Arizona and will fully recover with a better bikini line than ever!" Her spokes woman Paris Hilton said Friday.



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Where should we send the flowers and the get well cards then? The spa?

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jeeze i'm a nerd:  i thought my thing was really funny and would catch on and everyone would make up funny headlines of their own.  guess not. 


flowers and CANDY can be sent to my address in Oregon...



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lol.

You're not a nerd JC, it's just Friday and everyones mind is already on vacation. It would take too much mental energy to make up my own goofy headline. I just want to rest and have a burger and a beer right now

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Huh? What?



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 make a headline ? surely you jest !   I can barely post a pic lol .


 (it was fun to read .) 



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a drive by bikini waxer! why that rotten.......

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I would definitely need to see pictures of that bathroom. That story sounds like crap to me!


 


JC's story on the other hand- candy and flowers are on there way!


 




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Hmm....Ruby needs pictures of the bathroom? I was thinking more along the lines of pictures of the drive by bikini wax incident!

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Now would I need to see that?

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here we go....


Doctors Remove Lightbulb From Man's Anus


MULTAN, Pakistan (June 29) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.


Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.


"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.


"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."


Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.


"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.


"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."


The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.



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I can't say what I am thinking right now, but it is not pleasant. Ouch!

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hey?


what was that movie called with john travolta in the 70's "Boy In THe Bubble"?



 



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I just hope the lamp wasn't attached to the light bulb! I'M NOT GOING TO PULL THE CHAIN! YOU DO IT!

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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

hey? what was that movie called with john travolta in the 70's "Boy In THe Bubble"?  
I was not thinking anything negative about you, I was thinking he put it there for sexual pleasure! I do not recall that movie.

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Like a flower waiting to bloom
Like a lightbulb in a dark room
I'm just sitting here waiting for you
To come home and turn me on

Like the desert waiting for the rain
Like a school kid waiting for the spring
I'm just sitting here waiting for you
To come on home and turn me on

My poor heart, it's been so dark since you been gone
After all, you're the one who turns me off
You're the only one who can turn me back on

My hi-fi's waiting for a new tune
The glass is waiting for some fresh ice cubes
I'm just sitting here waiting for you
To come on home and turn me on
Turn me on
---------------------------------------Norah Jones

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Ruby wrote:

JD The Jazz Doctor wrote: hey? what was that movie called with john travolta in the 70's "Boy In THe Bubble"?   I was not thinking anything negative about you, I was thinking he put it there for sexual pleasure! I do not recall that movie.

oh! I know you weren't thinking anything about me! I was agreeing with you! kinda like a nudge to the ribs "hey? what a FREAK hey?"


Crite almight the only light bulb I'm in love with is that one in my kitchen that hasn't burned out in a year and 1/2 in spite of being on 24-7-365. But its a platonic love. no sex.



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Ok, I'm NOT going to bother going back to read what I missed in this thread. I can tell from the last post I'm just better off not knowing.

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I've heard of bubble butts before, but never a bulble butt!



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you know.....come to think of it....there is soo much disappointment, loss and heartache in life. my kitchen lightbulb might be the only thing that has never let me down.... she burns consistently, no complaints, silently lighting my way.....

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Psst.. JD, I hate to tell you this but its the turning off of the bulb that makes it burn out faster. So DON'T TURN HER OFF!!!!!

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I keep her turned on!

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Sparky wrote:

Psst.. JD, I hate to tell you this but its the turning off of the bulb that makes it burn out faster. So DON'T TURN HER OFF!!!!!
Really? I actually learned something today!

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