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Jeremy Riggs


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Well, they hit again, this time possibly doing some damage to the lawn. I think they soaked it ALL NIGHT LONG!

When I went to the store I noticed the yard was shining again, because, AGAIN, it was under 2 inches of water. My landlady has a nice sized back yard and it was completely underwater for probably hours. When I tried to walk on it my foot sank about 6 inches!

GRRRRRRRRRRRR!

I turned off the water in the basement so they can't do it again. Stupid kids.

If this were my house this would be the start of an all out war. I'd be waiting outside in camoflauge and I'd have those kids crapping in their pants before the night was over AND I'M NOT TALKING FIGURATIVELY HERE! THEY WOULD NOT BE RELEASED UNTIL I COULD SMELL VICTORY!

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I'll bring my pellet gun sunday night and keep an eye out. maybe shoot an eye out.

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i hate kids

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lol even that little brown one?

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riggs be fortunate they didn't think to stick the hose in the mail slot overnight....

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Jeremy Riggs


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I swear to God JD I have no patience for this crap.

I would honestly like to lay in wait and just beat the crap out of the little snots. Today it's this, in two years they'll be slashing tires if they aren't already.

This is why I need 20 acres in South Dakota.

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are you sure its not thirsty racoons?

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I doubt it.

You know, it's funny though, stuff like this has happened before (not this specifically, but just mischeif around the yard) and I HAVE staked it out, only to find some four year old or something that doesn't know any better and just thinks its fun to turn stuff

I don't think this is that though. Someone turned that water on overnight. Not many four year olds out playing at midnight.

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....at least not on this side of town, hey?

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How about a bear trap?

Set it right under the water faucet. Kid comes to turn on water, steps in bear trap and gets his leg crushed. If you stake the trap down, he'll still be there in the morning and then you can beat the critter sensless and throw whats left in the river.

End of problem.



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that sounds like a dave solution!

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You know what I thought would be funny web?

The hose is reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally long, and they can't see where the water is coming out from where the key is to turn it on.

My landlady lives upstairs and has a small porch right over the area they turn the water on at.

If she were home I'd throw the end of the hose up to her and have her position it right over the place you turn the water on but aiming outward a bit, have the spray nozzle on wide and wait for the yelp!

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Yeah . . . now that I read it again, it does sound like a Dave plan.



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A little less destructive . . .

Catch him and hose him down, then cover him with an entire bag of flour. Let him go home and try to explain to his parents why he's covered in a white paste.




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at the apartment, they use a removable stem handle, looks like an over-sided key for bleeding radiators. must had problems like this before...


when will these punk kids learn to keep their hands off of knobs!



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Hey JR, you'd have to spend a bit of money on this plan, but it has the same idea that your other one does. Just put a hole in the hose a couple inches from the handle. Then when they turn it on, they'll get sprayed. (You'd probably owe your landlady a new hose though.) Or line the yard with sprinklers, they'd have to way to get out without getting wet.

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