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Jeremy Riggs


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My failures at Bingo today made me think of this thread. COME ON EVERYBODY, JOIN IN!

I can't Ice Skate

I can't speak any foreign languages

I can't build ANYTHING with wood


I'll post more as they come to me.

How about yous guys?

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I can't play!  But I will post when I come back! I am sure I can think of a bunch!

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Lady Strange


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"Anyone can whistle... that's what they say - Easy..."


(Sorry, couldn't resist.)


 



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Molly


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I can't play baseball/softball. I have tried my whole life, and I just suck.

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Molly


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I can't spell. Thank the Google Toolbar for spellcheck!

Bad spellers of the world untie!

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I can't make meatloaf. I have been coached on making meatloaf, and mine still always sucks. I can cook and bake tons of things really well, but meatloaf is my kryptonite.

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Jeremy Riggs


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I can't catch deep fly balls. No depth perception.

I can't jump rope (total spaz when it comes to something requiring I be in sync)

I can't eat oysters unless I'm drunk

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JD The Jazz Doctor


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I cannot use the hand cutter at work very effectively in situations where I want to make uniform cuts.


I cannot downshift well in my car when in manual transmission mode.


 


 



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Erica


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i honestly cannot blow my nose...little gross, i know

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JD The Jazz Doctor


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you mean to tell me you have a 23 yr old collection up there!?!?

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for a long time I couldn't say "aluminum".

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i can't ice skate


swimming is iffy


i can't get Web to stalk me! LOL! JK!


more to come I'm sure-----


 



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Jeremy Riggs


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I can honestly tell you in 23 years I did not know that about my sister

I can honestly tell you I wish I still didn't

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I knew this girl beth in college who couldn't swallow aspirin. The morning after bar-time she'd be pretty hung over and NOTHING she could do to help herself. We'd all be sitting around trying to coach her. couldn't do it. We thought she was faking but she really wasn't. She couldn't do vitamins either. 

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I always had trouble swallowing pills up until 2-3 years ago.  And even then for some reason, I could only swallow them if i was looking in the mirror while doing it.  It was strange, but I finally got over it.

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hey! wow! never thought of that- I wonder if beth ever figured that out?


I've not been in contact with her in a number of years....maybe I should do a craigslist posting and she might see it!


BETH B, HERE IS HOW YOU SWALLOW PILLS


that'd be odd.



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allthough I am right handed, I can't shoot pool righty, I have to shoot lefty.

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I can't swim either.

I used to have trouble with pills too . . . still have trouble with really big ones. When I started taking the fish oil, I had to go to a liquid as I just couldn't get those big things to go down. Invonuntary muscle control.

Since I'm a man, I really can't do anything right.



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Woo Hoo


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WebGuy wrote:

Since I'm a man, I really can't do anything right.
Your wife really has you trained doesn't she?

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No, she doesn't!




Oops, was I wrong again?



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Sparky


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Don't feel too bad Erica, I can't blow my nose without making it bleed. Everyone makes fun of me because I barely blow it.


I can't throw anything, since my shoulder injury I have a hitch in my getalong. Plastic darts end up in wooden doors etc. etc.


 



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Pambo


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I can't take pills either.  I gag & spray & spit & choke until they go down.  It's pretty gross.


I can't whistle anymore.  I could before my facial paralysis....but no muscle control anymore.


 



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I can't chew gum for very long, it makes me angry.

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Pambo


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I can't get totally flamed-out, pist off without crying.  I hate it.  It's embarrassing. 

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Lady Strange


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woo_hoo22 wrote:

Pambo wrote: I can't get totally flamed-out, pist off without crying.  I hate it.  It's embarrassing.  most of the time that is me too.
"Flamed - out"  ?

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Woo Hoo


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Pambo wrote:

I can't get totally flamed-out, pist off without crying.  I hate it.  It's embarrassing. 
most of the time that is me too.

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I can't convince my wife I need this:



for my 40th Birthday.



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Woo Hoo


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Web-does your wife like to ride motorcycles? Because I do and I wouldn't let hubby get another crotch-rocket because it is uncomfortable for me to ride with him. And before you say anything he has expressed that he likes when I go with him.

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Try asking for one of these Web, I bet you could convince her!


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Lady Strange wrote:

"Flamed - out"  ?

Yeah...white hot rage so unstable that it could blow out at any time. 


Fortunately I don't get that mad that often. 



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