two hours after learning he was runner-up for the 25'th man competition in the MLB all-star game, Chris Capuano went out and threw a complete game shutout to beat those loser cubbies 2-0.
WOO HOO!
Darn flatlanders were slowing me down all afternoon, taking up our freeway to come to the game.
We should turn the freeway into a tollway during cubs games and charge about $50 to pass each checkpoint!