Never Argue with a Woman
> >
> > One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
>decides
>
> > to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
> > take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads
>her
>
> > book.
> >
> > Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
>and
>
> > says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
> >
> > "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
> > "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
> > "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
> > "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
> > any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
> > "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
> > woman.
> >
> > "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
> > "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
> > start at any moment."
> > "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
> >
> > MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
>think.