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Ruby


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Why Cats Are Better Than Men

A Cat Always Hits the Litter box
Better chance of training a cat
No matter what your cat drags into your house,
you don't have to pretend to like it
You never have to spend time with your cat's mother
If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.
A Cat purrs when you serve him dinner.
You can de-claw a cat... Try to get a guy to clip his toenails.
It's okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend.
You don't have to worry about your cat
turning into a pig when you host a party
A cat knows you're the key to his happiness... a man thinks he is.
If a cat jumps into your lap,
a little light petting will satisfy him.

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  • Why Cats are Better than Women-


  • Cats keep their opinions to themselves



  • Cats never question how much you're eating or how fat you are



  • Cats never use up the credit card on clothing and jewelry.


  • Cats understand the importance of sleep


  • Cats don't criticize the job you have


  • Cats always look good first thing in the morning


  • One good purr can be worth a thousand words


  • Cats don't complain when you get a bad haircut


  • Cats are happy with simple gifts, i.e. toy mice, rubber balls, etc.


  • Cats never complain about the gifts you get them
  • Cats don't need a new dress each time they go out.
  • Cats Don't Have PMS

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    Bunnyman


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    JD, you're brutal! (xzellent!)


    I do have to debate a couple of your gems...


    Cats sometimes do share their opinion: fur ball on the pillow, piss on a gym bag (never happened to me)


    "Cats never use up the credit card on clothing and jewelry": but, everytime you visit the vet $$$


    You did forget one thing... if your cat does give you grief, you can put it outside for the night



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