This is so true!

 
The Pastor's Ass


The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it
won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the race again, and it won
again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity
that
he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in
another
race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered
the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor
decided
to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the
following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she
would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it
to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered
the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the
plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD
AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is....being concerned
about public opinion can bring you much grief
and misery...and even shorten your life. So be





yourself and enjoy life... Stop worrying about
everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
and live longer!