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The Complete No Arms and No Legs Jokes List:
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs That Lays On Your Porch?
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Hanging on the Wall?
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Stuck In A Forest Fire?
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs In A Quarry?
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Holding Down A Railroad Tie?
What Do You Call The Electrician With No Arms and No Legs
What Do You call The Dog With No Arms and No Legs?
What Do You Call The Cat With No Arms And No Legs?
What Do You Call The Creature With No Arms And No Legs Living In a Lake?
Where would you find a Horse with no arms and no legs?
Who's The Guy With No Arms And No Legs In That Same Lake?
What Do You call That Same Lake Guy 7 Days Later?
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs With His Torso Just Touching That Lake?
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Resting On A Podium?
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Under The Car?
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs You Found In Your Mailbox?
Who's The Girl With No Arms and No Legs Resting On The Beach?
Who's The Girl With One Leg Shorter Than The Other?
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Flying Out Of The Ballpark?
Who's The Girl With No Arms and No Legs Sitting On The Grill?
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Sitting On The Grill?
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Who Is Alway Open And Honest?
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs On The Pile Of Leaves?
Who's The Guy With No Feet?
Who's The Girl With No Arms and No Legs Who Catches Butterflies By Herself?
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Siiting On The Kitchen Shelf?
Who's The Girl With No Arms and No Legs On The Kitchen Shelf With Him?
Who's The Other With No Arms and No Legs In The Kitchen, Near The Sink?
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Who Decides How To Divvy Up The Dead Guy's Stuff?
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs That Got Sick On The Roller Coaster?
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Involved With Many Pro and Amature Sports?
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs They Keep Dipping In The Water?
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Who Emptied The Tub?
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Who Helps The President Tell Congress "No"?
Who's The Girl With No Arms and No Legs Who Feels Like She's Practically Worthless?
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Sitting In The Bathroom?
Who's The Wealthiest Guy In The World With No Arms and No Legs

There was a man who got into a car accident.
He was soon rushed to the hospital. The left side of his body was completely paralyzed.

The doctor said, "He was going to be all right."