You know I'm here when all the cheesy songs by like .38 Special and Quarterflash come on. I'm doing well, thank you. I heard on the news something about crazy Milwaukee gangstas enlisting in the service and being denied. Are you sure you're not the crazty Milwaukee gangster?
You know that if you were off the Forum for an extended amount of time that the FBI would be called from many states to knock on your door. We'd all call the authorities in a heartbeat and they'd all come looking for you...big Brother that is.
You know we're all out to get you, Riggs. This "friendly" forum stuff is all an illusion. We all really hate you and are out to GET you. Did you ever decide if you are camping or if you can have a guest or 2 in the studio that Monday?