A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller . He can see on her name plate that her name is Patricia Whack.

  " Miss Whack ,  I'd Like to get a loan for $ 30.000 "  he says .  in disbelief she asks his name .

 " I'm Kermit Jagger , I'm Mick's son and it'll be O.K. as I know the manager.

  Patricia replied that a loan like that would need collateral. He handed her a tiny ivory carving of an elephant.

  Patty took the carving into the managers office and said " there is a frog out there who wants a loan and gave me this tiny elephant for collateral , what is it ? "

 The manager looked up from her desk and said ;  (r u  ready 4 this ? )

 " it's a nick-knack Patty Whack , give the frog a loan , his old man is a Rolling Stone ! "