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Hey, I think your lower intestine is ringing...



Sep 7, 8:29 AM (ET)


SAN SALVADOR (Reuters) - Four prisoners in an El Salvador jail hid cellphones, a phone charger and spare chips in their bowels so they could coordinate crimes from their cells, prison officials said on Wednesday.


The four men, all gang members, wrapped their phones and accessories in plastic and inserted them into their rectums "far enough to reach their intestines," Ramon Arevalo, director of the maximum security Zacatecoluca prison, said.


Arevalo said the ruse was discovered during X-ray examinations following six weeks of investigations.


The men, members of the ultra-violent Mara Salvatrucha street gang and the first in El Salvador known to go to such lengths to make phone calls in jail, used the cellphones to manage robberies, blackmail and murders outside, Arevalo said.


The Zacatecoluca prison -- some 40 miles east of the capital San Salvador and currently home to 337 inmates -- goes by the nickname "Zacatraz," after the famously secure U.S. island penitentiary Alcatraz.


         


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And they probably had them silenced on vibrate! 

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first boogers, now this!


 


 


 


Glad I was done eating this time tho



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I hope it was one of those really small phones....

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They even posted one xray

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aren't you gonna share that x-ray with us???

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I wonder if they are camera phones . . .



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Heck who needs to spend $1200.00 on a colonoscopy!

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This image provided by the Direction of Penal Centers of El Salvador shows an x-ray taken of one of  four prisoners at a maximum security Salvadoran prison in Zacatecoluca, 35 miles southeast of the capital of El Salvador. Four cellular telephones were found in the intestines of as many prisoners in El Salvador's maximum-security prison, authorities said Wednesday, Sept. 6, 2006. The discovery happened Tuesday at the prison in Zacatecoluca after suspicious prison officials took x-rays of each of the prisoners, prison spokesman Jaime Villanova said.

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Man, the reception in here is crap.



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Gives a whole new meaning to this guys circle....


Can you hear me now?



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I thought that vibration was to help his lower back pain......


The real questions, how the hell did that fit????



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rectum hell! Damn near killed em!

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And now featuring the latest ring tones


You've got to have an Ace in the hole.


Open Up and Say OWW!


Take This Job and Shove it.....



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Imagine his next prostate exam.....


DOC: "I feel a very hard growth in here...."



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And don't forget those ring tone classics like:


Mr. Brownphone by Buns and Roses and


Brown Eyed Girl!



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You were expecting less from Sparky?

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Nope, where is your partner in crime?


 


WEB!



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Yeah where is he?

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I wonder what games they have on their phones? Assteroids?

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Is it a picture phone? Maybe it can take a picture of Uranus.

(Oh no, Web is rubbing off on me!)

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That by far is one of the most CRAZY stories I have read in a looooooooong time. 

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Does that phone number on the phone look familiar to anyone else???   

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