I can't believe that these got copies made and they were handed out and no one is getting fired!


Kinky alphabet rated 'X'
September 18, 2006

Monroe — Some Monroe-Woodbury School District parents received an unexpected refresher course in the ABCs of sex last week.

An inappropriate font inadvertently was used as the cover sheet for a third-grade spelling curriculum at Pine Tree Elementary School in Monroe. The font depicts male and female stick figures contorted into various kinky positions to form the letters of the alphabet.

The spelling packet was handed out to parents of third-graders, not the students, at an open house. School officials noticed the tawdry font after receiving a few calls from concerned parents and immediately sent a letter home to parents apologizing for the mistake on Friday.

Administrators said the teacher who used the font did not do so intentionally or maliciously.