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Grand Poobah

    



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YES!! I'VE GOT MY IRRITATING THING!!!!


at work there are irritating people


the nutcase


the whiner


the loud bitch who knows she's a loud bitch


the anxiety over every little thing nutjob


the loud talkers


the clear her throat 8 times a minute lady


 etc etc 


without my earphones I'd be a murderer.


BUT I'VE DISCOVERED MY IRRITATING THING! MY REVENGE!


today I had an atomic fireball candy. oh how I slurped on that thing- mainly to drown out the sounds of the irritating folks when my earphones were off.


HOW I FELT THE SILENT SEETHING ANNOYANCE AS I SLURPED AND SLURPED AND SMACKED MY LIPS AND SLURPED! if it got quiet, I SLURPED AND SLURPED. YAY! I GOT MY ANNOYING THING! MY REVENGE! I'M THE SLURPER!!


I am buying a big jar of jawbreakers for monday!!!   


score 1 for jd!! waaaaay past due! 



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Double Bubble, with lots of bubble popping works well too.  Specially when you suck the bubble in with a big gust of intake air. 

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lol I was thinkin that too, but someone already has claim to that!



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If it's not too late, get one of those Giant Lolipops from Six flags, you know, the ones that are as big as your head.  Of course there is always the juicy drippy giant dill pickle.

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Er, um, I'd suggest the giant lollipop over the giant pickle. The pickle may spread other rumors...

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y'all are sick.

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You're just jealous you didn't think of it first.

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I have such little respect for those who annoy me at work, that I'd do the pickle thing just to freak their beady little minds out.

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Sniffle loudly and frequently.  That makes me want to go homicidal.

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JD, crunching ice is also very annoying that might get them

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CP wrote:


y'all are sick.


CP is just NOW figuring that out!

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